Kageegee's Hardass Military Camp

To start of Rise was a prequel to the original 70’s and 90’s films “Planet of the Apes” were a Simian breed of ‘Super Apes’ have taken over the world and there in a war with the Humans

In Rise we get to see how this came to be. Now i like the idea for a prequel, it really needed one due to me always asking, while watching these films “What? monkey? what?….how? Monkey…on horse?…….monkey Bible?……MONKEY ARMOR?!?! MONKEY FUCK!!??!”

It starts out in the Jungle (i hope) were we see a bunch of Niggers stealing our Precious monkeys. They get a couple, but most Importantly Caesar’s mom (or Bright Eyes they dubbed her) who is sent to a Genetic operations facility were James franco is making a virus (cure) called ALZ-112 whitch makes your brain smart and shit

well they do these test on the fucking monkeys (Mostly Bright eyes), then Bright eyes escapes and fucks shit up. They then put her down (along with all the other monkeys). only for Jack black and James franco to find a small child monkeys thing in the cell (why Bright eyes fucked that shit up)

So James Franco takes that little shit home and discovers its a smart little Fuckey, and that His mother passed down the Virus to him making him the Most brilliant monkey on the face of the universe. In 3 years time they see he is FAR more brilliant than other monkeys, picking up sign language and Human cloths as a mean to fit in and communicate. And they Dub the monkey CAESAR

In 5 MORE years Caesar grows up into a fucking huge ass monkey, capable of fucking up YOUR SHIT and not giving a fuck. Caesar begans to feel like a pet as he is always on a leash, but someone touches dad and he goes APESHIT (no pun intendid) and he is sent to a facility for Homicidal apes.

Blah Blah Blah he dosent like it there and gets his ass kicked by a bigger monkey, but here is were shit gets down. He climbs around and finds there is a way out, So he lets out the big fucking Gorilla and makes friends with him (and that monkey who kicked his ass? yeah Caesar fucked him up). So now Caesar is the chimp leader and he sees that the Apes are fucking retards, so he goes home and gets 2 tubes of the Smart gas shit, and releases it to al the chimps.

SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!!!!!1

There is this little shit who abuses the monkeys sees that Caesar is still out of his cage, so he goes in and beats him up to get him back in. SPOILER ALERT YOU FUCK. so Caesar grabs his arm (the shit says “Damn dirty ape” a refrence to the 70s movies) and the greatest thing in History happend….Caesar shout at him “NOOOOOO!!!”. I shit my pants when that happend.

So they all get out anf fuck shit up, and fuck shit up, and fuck shit up untill the movie ends

Also while all that they made a Brain enhancer drug called “ALZ-113” whitch made the monkeys smart (but kills humans) they put it on the Market before accual tests.

PART TWO COMES OUT SOON

My Verdict? 10/10 Its was a fucking AMAZING movie with Stunning visuals, Great Characters (accept for the usless nurse), and It paid homedge to the Old movie